Never thought when I was trying for what seemed like years to learn to squirt that I would get tired of cleaning up my mess. (Sigh) Be careful what you wish for…it just might come true.
What does a girl do when the weather starts getting cool? Go from strawberry blonde to deep red of course
The incredibles is one of my all time favorite movies. I swear someone invaded my house and video taped me so they could write dialog for Elastagirl.
I really want to do this - problem is I don’t know of a girlfriend that would be willing to do this or a guy willing to receive for that matter. This not the kind of stuff most people just discuss.
source . The Love Boat - Angell Summers
Unfortunately I’ve said/thought the same thing. Not proud of it. It is what it is. #confession
I know it’s silly but I totally hate Columbus Day. We don’t get Presidents Day off from school but we get off for a shittastic sailor that couldn’t read his compass?
This is so me. Except for the big dick part. I don’t have a big dick.