Text 17 Oct 3 notes

Never thought when I was trying for what seemed like years to learn to squirt that I would get tired of cleaning up my mess. (Sigh) Be careful what you wish for…it just might come true.

Photo 15 Oct 5 notes What does a girl do when the weather starts getting cool? Go from strawberry blonde to deep red of course

What does a girl do when the weather starts getting cool? Go from strawberry blonde to deep red of course

Video 14 Oct 369,160 notes

The incredibles is one of my all time favorite movies. I swear someone invaded my house and video taped me so they could write dialog for Elastagirl.

(Source: 2000ish)

Photo 14 Oct 4,329 notes daddy-dark:

Damn.

I really want to do this - problem is I don’t know of a girlfriend that would be willing to do this or a guy willing to receive for that matter.  This not the kind of stuff most people just discuss.

daddy-dark:

Damn.

I really want to do this - problem is I don’t know of a girlfriend that would be willing to do this or a guy willing to receive for that matter.  This not the kind of stuff most people just discuss.

Photo 14 Oct 8,286 notes

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Video 14 Oct 5,213 notes

indelirioussin:

source . The Love Boat - Angell Summers

Unfortunately I’ve said/thought the same thing. Not proud of it. It is what it is. #confession

Text 13 Oct 5 notes

I know it’s silly but I totally hate Columbus Day. We don’t get Presidents Day off from school but we get off for a shittastic sailor that couldn’t read his compass?

Photo 13 Oct 224 notes This is so me. Except for the big dick part. I don’t have a big dick.

This is so me. Except for the big dick part. I don’t have a big dick.

(Source: adonisbishop)

via me.
Photo 11 Oct 1,543 notes

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Photo 11 Oct 373 notes hotwife4hubby:

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