There is very little in this world better than an ice cold beer after mowing the grass/manual labor on a hot summer day.
I feel so sure about this I’m going to make a list and post later.
I love my new dildo. Crazy, squirting orgasm. I can’t even get my hand around it. It hurt at first but I ducked myself through the pain. The reward was awesome.
Do you want to cum more? Do you want my hard cock fucking you until you pass out? Do you think you deserve it?
573920 said: I'm fairly handy, bet I could build a fucking machine for you ; )
Awesome. So you’re building me a fucking machine and I’m looking into making a silicone replica of your cock for mass distribution? Why don’t we just start our own business. Haha
Will someone please build one of these and ask me to take it for a test drive? You can film, post it, sell it whatever. I don’t want payment or rights of any kind. Just the opportunity to get fucked relentlessly is payment enough.